all you want to do is drool over ice cool can drinks in huge fridge in the mini mart.
So many drinks, so many choice.
I'd take the coke, or maybe justea, perhaps ribena + lemon.
but Soya bean is all lonely and shivering.
soya bean it is. *smiles
This is where it goes wrong.
The next thing you want to do is that
(cherkark...pzzzz....arrrr)
then everyone looks at you in an innocent look, hoping to get a sip on that thrist quenching drink.
then after you do that neninenibubu, u cant have it look
then you would place your lips on the egde of the can to drink.
then here comes the
(gulp gulp gulp gulp.....dergrop....arrrrrhh)
This step is what normal humans do.
According to the dummies guide to proper drinking from the can,
Chapter 4, Section 3, page 6,
The correct thing to do is clean the edges of the can, where you place your lushes lips, with a tissue paper or even your shirt or by running water.
This step is an important step because you want to be sure that there is no rat pee or rat poop on your can drink before you take a sip.
Before the can drinks get placed in the fridge,
dozens of can drinks in trays are kept in the store room or sometimes the alley or even the dumpsite.
so there is a high chance that there are rats or cockroaches or lizards.
Animals are similar to humans when it comes to excretion, just that they dont go to public toilets because they dont have or cant afford one.
so they just pee or poop anywhere, everywhere, anytime.
For rats, they might think that the can drinks are their toilet bowl because it looks like one.
So they just pee or poop on it.
In any way they want to, whether it is standing or squating.
Dont be surprise the next time you drink your coke and it tastes like human urine.
So the dummies advice you to clean your can properly the next time you buy a can drink.
SO that you dont end up squating on the toilet bowl.
Peace ^^
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